fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them
we should have a “where are they now” for bloggers who’ve deleted
Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*
"So how’s school?"
Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE
Emma Watson| Elle Style Awards 2014
anyone here think the bird from flappy bird is kind of hot? asking for a friend
order a fucking pizza with me and watch a fucking shitty film with me and play with my fucking hair and wear my fucking tees to bed and fall asleep in my fucking arms you fucking fuck
remember when the world ended last year
are you talking about the 21st of December or that time Tumblr crashed for four hours
whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse?
So I got blocked by Trevor Moran for asking a question lmao guess he doesn’t know any either
i just remembered the one time me and my friends met panic way back in 2008 and i kept calling ryan ross by his full name until he finally said ‘hey just ryan works too, you know.’ and i was like ‘ok george’ and brendon laughed and ryan smiled along and mumbled a ‘shut up’ to him and my friend was like ‘george ryan ross the THIRD do not use that tone’ and brendon just lost his shit