fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them

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we should have a “where are they now” for bloggers who’ve deleted

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Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*

"So how’s school?"

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i follow back :)

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Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE


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“I read because one life isn’t enough, and in the page of a book I can be anybody.”

R. Peck (via thegirlandherbooks)

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Emma Watson| Elle Style Awards 2014

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anyone here think the bird from flappy bird is kind of hot? asking for a friend

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order a fucking pizza with me and watch a fucking shitty film with me and play with my fucking hair and wear my fucking tees to bed and fall asleep in my fucking arms you fucking fuck 

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remember when the world ended last year

are you talking about the 21st of December or that time Tumblr crashed for four hours

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whenever you see a centaur they always have abs. how does a centaur get abs? how do you do ab workouts when half your body is a fucking horse?

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So I got blocked by Trevor Moran for asking a question lmao guess he doesn’t know any either

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i just remembered the one time me and my friends met panic way back in 2008 and i kept calling ryan ross by his full name until he finally said ‘hey just ryan works too, you know.’ and i was like ‘ok george’ and brendon laughed and ryan smiled along and mumbled a ‘shut up’ to him and my friend was like ‘george ryan ross the THIRD do not use that tone’ and brendon just lost his shit

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